31 January 2011

PANTUN tentang sebelum kahwin dan selepas kahwin!!

Assalammualaikum & hai

hihihih aku pinjam pantun pasal marriage nih...jom layan zasssss


Before marriage. 
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage. 
Baling here... baling there.. 

Before marriage. 
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. ' 
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you! 

Before marriage. 
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. . 
You go anywhere. . up to you . 
Lagi lama married. 
You go anywhere, better u got lost!! 

Before wedding 
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. 

Before wedding 
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella' 
After wedding 
'you are worse than godzila' 

Before wedding 
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm with you 
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I sue you! 

Before wedding 
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la! 

Before wedding 
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or pontianak

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10 comments:

  1. be4 wedding
    u r slim

    after wedding
    u r belon etc..ngee ngee..

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  2. ko jangan liz...ko jangan...hahahha

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  3. lamanya tak komen2 kat blog cik Liz. tp pantun ni memang best.. I must say it reflects the reality of marriage today. not all but some of them.

    baru lepas baca entri cik Liz kat 100Penulis.

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  4. mintak2 dah kawen nanti tak jadi macam tu la..selamanya bahagia g2..ekekeke

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  5. @Fyzal hihiihi...yep xsemua pun mcm tu...

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  6. heee chomel.
    harap2 pasangan kita tak lah jadi mcm 2.
    amin

    :P

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  7. @cIk JanNah jangan,,,jgn jd mcm tu hihihi...

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